DENTAL JOKES :DENTAL JOKES :
LEGEND :
Blue : Informative Jokes
GREEN : Good humour
RED : Adults only
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you
have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for
some dental work. The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull,
What type of pain killer would you like?" The man looked at the dentist and
said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my
life." The dentist said, "Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I
suggest a painkiller" The man looked back at the dentist and said, "I
have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever
compare." The dentist said, "Sir, I"m telling you, use a
painkiller." The man again said to the dentist, "I have experienced
the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the
tooth." The dentist then said, "Okay, You asked for it, But first,
tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?" The man said,
"Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods north of here one
snowy day. Walking through the woods, the urge came upon me and I headed over to
a tree. Well, I started to do my thing, and when the first part dropped, It set
off a large bear trap that was hidden in the snow that closed on my balls. That
was the second greatest pain in my life" The dentist then said, "Ouch!
But then what was the first greatest pain in your life?" The man replied,
"When I reached the end of the chain."
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his
dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Mark's Dental-Chair Theory: Dentists are incapable of
asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you
give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it
isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock cricket game.
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist:
$90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it
very slowly if you like.
A friend of mine went to the dentist recently. He commented that it must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth. He said, "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the
mouth.
What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the
tooth
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist
notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, I'll have to
drill this one out!" says the dentist. "Oh no, I'd rather have a
child!!!" cries the lady. "In that case, let me adjust the chair
first," replies the dentist.