Layman's Dictionary Of Medical Terms
Anti-Body : against everyone
Artery : study of paintings
Bandages : The Rolling Stones
Bacteria : back door to a cafeteria
Barium : what to do when treatment fails (Bury em)
Botulism : tendency to make mistakes
Bowel : letters lik A E I O or U
Caesarean Section : a district in Rome
Cardiology : advanced study of card games.
Cat Scan : searching for ones lost kitty
Cauterize : made eye contact with her
Coma : punctuation mark
Congenital : friendly
Cortisone : the local courthouse
Dilate : to live long (die late)
Enteritis : a penchant for burglary
Genes : blue denim slacks
Hangnail :coat hook
Hemorrhoid : a male From outer space
Herpes : what women do in the Ladies Room
Hormones : what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
ICU : Caught you
Labor Pain : hurt at work
Medical Staff : a doctor's cane
Minor Operation: coal digging
Morbid : a higher bid
Nitrate : cheaper than the Day Rate
Node: was aware of (knowed)
Organ transplant : what you do to your piano when you move
Organic : organ repairman
Outpatient : a person who has fainted
Pathological : a reasonable way to go (logical path)
Pharmacist : person who makes a living dealing in agriculture (farm assist)
Post-Operative : a letter carrier
Protein : in favor of young people (pro-teen)
Recovery : Room place to upholster furniture
Red blood count : Dracula
Saline : where you go on your boyfriend's boat (sailing)
Secretion : hiding something
Surgery : a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply (surge-surgery)
Sterile solution : not using the elevator during a fire
Tablet : a small table
Terminal Illness :getting sick at the airport terminal
Tibia : country in North Africa
Tumor : an extra pair (two more)
Varicose : nearby (very close)
Urine : opposite of "You're Out" !