Medical Riddles
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?
Pull down their genes!
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A hematologist pricks your finger.
What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope.
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
Tunnel vision!
What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?
They both have wet noses!
What is the difference between a genetic counselor and a gynecologist?
One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Do you hear about the Polish gynecologist who used both hands?
He wanted a second opinion.
Who is a proctologist?
A brain surgeon for lawyers.
A proctologist is one who pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen."
Who is a psychiatrist?
One who doesn't have any problem until other people have problems.
Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The Taste !